You know the story. The previous owner's "handywork." The builder who disappeared halfway through. The mate who "knew a bit about electrics." Enough. One call, and it's sorted — properly, first time, no mess left behind.
Dave calls back within 2 hours. Usually sooner. He's a bit obsessive about it.
Every home has a list. The things you've stopped noticing because they've been broken so long they've become part of the furniture. Sound familiar?
That tap that drips at 3am. You've tuned it out. Your water bill hasn't.
The kitchen drawer that only opens if you lift it at a 37-degree angle. You've mastered the technique. You shouldn't have to.
The "accent wall" you started painting in 2022. It's still only half done. The roller is probably fossilised by now.
The garden that looks less "wildflower meadow" and more "abandoned car park." The neighbours have stopped making eye contact.
The socket that only works if the plug's at a specific angle. You've got a system involving a fork. Please stop using the fork.
Something else entirely. The thing you've not even told your partner about because you're pretending it isn't happening. We'll fix that too.
Here's the thing — none of this is your fault. Life's busy. DIY takes time you don't have. And some jobs need a professional. That's where we come in.
If it's broken, ugly, leaky, wobbly, or just annoying — we sort it. You'll know the full cost before we lift a finger — labour, materials and the bits you can't see.
That dripping tap is costing you about £200 a year in wasted water. We'll fix it in under an hour — probably before your tea's gone cold.
From £79Flickering lights, dead sockets, fusebox upgrades, outdoor wiring. We're NICEIC qualified. 100% fewer sparks than your mate who "knows a bit about electrics."
From £89Custom shelves, fitted wardrobes, decking, door hanging, skirting boards. We make things that don't wobble. Revolutionary concept, we know.
From £195Walls, ceilings, woodwork, exteriors. Cutting-in so crisp you'll run your finger along it just to feel something. Paint quoted separately.
From £275/roomFencing, turfing, patios, decking, planting, jet washing. We transform your outdoor space from "crime scene" to "pub garden."
From £450Indian stone, porcelain, block paving, crazy paving if you're feeling nostalgic. Your garden called. It wants to stop being a mud pit.
From £2,400Leaks, slipped tiles, fascia boards, gutter cleaning. We keep the British weather on the outside where it belongs.
From £375Skim coats, patches, full rooms, artex removal. Holes vanish faster than your motivation on a bank holiday Monday.
From £135Hardwood, laminate, luxury vinyl, tile. Floors so level a marble won't budge. (We tested. Extensively.)
From £38/m²Landlords, letting agents and homeowners: lock changes, silicone reseals, snagging lists, end-of-tenancy repairs — your whole to-do list ticked off in one visit.
From £85Driveways, patios, decking, render. Watching years of grime disappear is oddly therapeutic. You can film it if you like. We don't judge.
From £165Cat flap in a brick wall? Flat-pack furniture trauma? Mystery smell in the loft? We've seen worse. Just ask.
Let's TalkMaterials: either you buy them, or we supply them at cost + a small 10–15% handling margin. No hidden fees. No "while you're here" upselling. You'll know the full number before we start.
Every photo on this page was taken by us, on real jobs. (When we remember to take them — usually halfway through, covered in dust, wondering why we didn't snap a "before." We're working on it.)
And this is just what we remembered to photograph. Half the time we're too busy actually doing the work to pose for pictures. We're tradesmen, not influencers. But we're getting better at it — promise.
We price by the hour or the day — here's our starting framework. Every quote covers the whole job: travel, prep, protection, clean-up and the bits you can't see. No "visible work only" numbers.
Starting figures, not fixed rates — unusual, specialist, difficult-access or very heavy work is priced separately.
A guide only — your fixed quote depends on size, access and materials.
Two options — you buy the materials and we fit them, or we supply them at cost plus collection/delivery time and a small 10–15% handling margin. Never a mystery markup.
Every quote already includes:
Something not listed? Ask for a bespoke quote — we've priced everything from loft conversions to chicken coops.
1,284 homeowners can't be wrong. (Well, technically they could — but they're not.)
8am means 8am. Not "sometime between 8 and 1." We've arrived on time for 3,126 jobs. We track it. Obsessively.
"Your ballcock's gone" sounds alarming. We'll explain what's actually wrong, in words you understand, with pictures if needed.
We bring our own Henry. We hoover. We wipe down. The job isn't finished until you could eat your dinner off the floor. (Please don't. But you could.)
We don't ask for reviews. We earn them. Every single one is from a real customer who was genuinely chuffed with the result.
If something's not right, we come back. Free of charge. For 2 years. No arguments. No small print. No "act of God" get-out clauses.
If we can't fix it to your satisfaction, you don't pay a penny until you're happy. That's not a slogan — that's how we've run this business since day one. Because if you wouldn't recommend us to your mum, we haven't done our job properly.
We know, we're as surprised as you are. Here's what proper humans have said.
"Rang them about a leaking sink and they spotted my decking was about to give way. Saved me thousands. Also took the mickey out of my DIY shelving. Fair play."
"Built a patio that made my neighbours so jealous they stopped speaking to me. Worth every quid. The patio, not the neighbour drama — that was a free bonus."
"Turned up on time. Fixed everything. Hoovered up. Didn't try to flog me a new boiler. I didn't know tradesmen like this existed. Are they… wizards?"
"Had a mystery leak for TWO YEARS. Four blokes couldn't find it. Dave's lad found it in 20 minutes. I nearly hugged him. I restrained myself. But I nearly didn't."
"They painted my whole house in three days. I once 'painted' one bedroom in three months and it looked like a toddler did it. I'm keeping Dave's number. My DIY days are officially over."
"Rang about a 'funny smell' in the loft. Turned out a squirrel had set up a full flat up there. Removed humanely. Sealed everything. Squirrel relocation: 10/10. Would recommend."
Based in the South East but we cover the entire UK. If you're willing to pay our rate, we'll get there. Travel is included in every quote — no hidden mileage fees. Here are just some of the places we work regularly:
Don't see your area? Ask us — if we can get there, we will.
The builder showed up twice a week, left a skip on the drive for six months, and once took a nap in the bathtub. Dave sacked him at month four and finished the job himself — and clocked something important: he was better at it than most of the "professionals" he'd hired.
Since 2019, Dave and his handpicked crew of four have completed over 15,000 jobs across the UK. The company runs on two principles: do it right, first time — and leave the place cleaner than you found it. No exceptions. No excuses. No napping in customers' bathtubs.
— Dave, Founder & Chief "Actually Shows Up" Officer
Pop your details below. Dave — the actual Dave — calls or texts within 2 hours. No pressure. No hard sell. Just a proper quote from a proper tradesman who actually listens.